mary-elizabeth-watson

moriartium-formula:

#the fact that he takes the time to put on gloves kill me  #i mean it’s not like he could get bothered with people finding his fingerprints  #he became a public figure after this  #so really  #why bother  #i don’t even think he once left his fingerprints anywhere suspicious  #And it’s not like he kills people himself  #I just find this tremendously funny  #and cute  #Like  #HEY JAMES MORIARTY COMITING A CRIME HERE  #EXCEPT NOT REALLY  #BUT JUST SO IT LOOKS MORE LEGIT I’M GOING TO WEAR GLOVES  #CAUSE THAT’S WHAT CRIMINALS DO  #EXCEPT I’M DOING IT WHILE DANCING  #AND BASICALLY BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE  #CANT AFFORD TO BE ORDINARY  

my-cat-is-my-homeboy

thetechnicolorofthemoment:

improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

image

how

image

can you not 

image

love

image

this ridiculous

image

amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

if you think i’m ever calling a microwave anything but a popty ping EVER again you are so fucking wrong.